P - unk...

and Run for the hills through this bad kerning pair.

Forever & for always...

The Golden Kingdom...

...should be a papyrus-free area.

thank you

I'd rather be on…

 …a planet without this font.

This queen could not be saved...

...interesting "L" tuck here, but it doesn't quite cut it.

Horrid...

fortunately the food wasn't half as bad as the business card design.

Unnatural foods...

hold on the nuts, please.

Do me a favor…

 

…and censor this font, please.

Sunday Specials!

Head back to church and confess your sin in using this typeface for
the entire menu.

Spooky!

Drop-shadows extend the "ghosting" metaphor, but are problematic nonetheless. The use of the complements yellow and violet in the tagline creates too much vibration as well.