"Thank You For Your...

Hopeless font choice."

People who don't care
Will usually dare
to choose a typeface in a clutch,

People who don't learn
That this is too hard to kern
End up using Payrus as a crutch.

sketchy font, literally

Like sponges and reptile skin, Papyrus is always there to allude to
porous, flaky, and light products.

Paporous!

The sponge font... for all your flaky skin needs!

ApOtHe(s)CaRy

Now I have seen everything! Frightening alternating u & l/c, but, after much consideration, kinda cool actually. Maybe all Papyrus should be set this way?

The Type That Ties You Up in Knots

Q: What's worse than unkerned Papyrus?

A: Unkerned Papyrus on a poorly arced path with a horridly offset drop-
shadow.

Red Cozy Perfect Love

Happy Valentine's Day to all the Papyrus lovers.

4 out of 5...

Herpetologists recommend using the Papyrus font to capture that
requisite scaly effect of working with reptiles.

Made in the Bronx...

but typeset in Queens?

As my great-Zia Anna used to say as she solemnly shook her head from
side to side, "It's a shame!"

Produce package Wins Prize

Dare I admit an appropriate application of this typeface? While I am
usually taken aback by its mere presence, after some consideration,
this root vegetable sack label actually works.