Sunday Specials!

Head back to church and confess your sin in using this typeface for
the entire menu.

Spooky!

Drop-shadows extend the "ghosting" metaphor, but are problematic nonetheless. The use of the complements yellow and violet in the tagline creates too much vibration as well.

Martini menu...

...set entirely in papyrus? Check please!

And make type...

unpalatable.

Live • Laugh • Love

and then order your pizza in Utica.

Barefoot...

5

on the beach and clueless in typography.

On the Hudson...

throw this font overboard please.

Good type!

That's right, sit on the baseline. Good! Ok, now, kern! Good! Good type!

Everything Balm

Will this salve soothe the scars on my damaged retinas from looking at
this horrid typeface? Don't stare at that capital E gap, you'll go blind!

Release me...

from this stroked headline treatment made worse by initial capping,
which unfortunately draws the eye to the outrageous cap-height to
ascender ratio.

(Archery Club meeting, Middleburgh Rod & Gun Club)