"Thank You For Your...

Hopeless font choice."

People who don't care
Will usually dare
to choose a typeface in a clutch,

People who don't learn
That this is too hard to kern
End up using Payrus as a crutch.

sketchy font, literally

Like sponges and reptile skin, Papyrus is always there to allude to
porous, flaky, and light products.

Paporous!

The sponge font... for all your flaky skin needs!

ApOtHe(s)CaRy

Now I have seen everything! Frightening alternating u & l/c, but, after much consideration, kinda cool actually. Maybe all Papyrus should be set this way?